I am a weight gaining, sex-loving introvert who works at a donut shop.
still the best thing to come out of Australia
OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT AND TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT AND OFFERED TO BUY IT FOR ME THERE IS A 1000000% CHANCE I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
Shout out to everyone who doesn’t force their beliefs or disbeliefs on other people, regardless of where they are or why
when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations
thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it