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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via welcometo-my-w0nderland)
Posted on May 14, 2013 via Miserable at Best with 108,808 notes
Source: dazegetbrighter
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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Axolotls have the unique ability to regenerate most body parts. In a period of months, they can grow entire new limbs and even portions of the brain and spine.
<3
Posted on May 14, 2013 via it was a dark and stormy night; with 188,763 notes
Source: devoureth
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Because this is art. And art deserves to be seen.
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Posted on May 13, 2013 via Blair Waldorf with 5 notes
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Posted on May 13, 2013 via Tumbling My Life Away with 512,991 notes
Source: shellytothebelly
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Posted on May 13, 2013 via The Khooll with 38,146 notes
Source: thekhooll
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(via pitchblackglow)
Posted on May 13, 2013 via VIVRANT THANG with 4,869 notes
Source: vivrantting
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
(via this-is-not-ryans-blog)
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Posted on May 13, 2013 via İrlanda with 184 notes
Source: benidesevermisin
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(via lovekilledcreativity)
Posted on May 13, 2013 via mschachii with 5,314 notes
Source: mschachii
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“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
You’re*
(via wisdomswisdom)
Posted on May 13, 2013 via YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with 153,067 notes
Source: queerpong
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Posted on May 13, 2013 via (╯ಊ╰) with 9,677 notes
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I'm Emily. I'm a unicorn. I do almost everything. Piano, art, photography, self-proclaimed modeling (afterall, I am free and always available), poetry, gifs, etc. I love you if you follow me, and if you don't, I implore you to reconsider. Have a beauiful life, and stay golden.
